The Fuck-Off Beam | High-Power Blue Laser Pointer

The Fuck-Off Beam does not do subtle. This high-power blue laser pointer brings a sharp blue light and a name with absolutely no interest in playing nice.

Definitely NOT for shining at Flock cameras, police officers, or you know, anyone invading your space and privacy.

also makes cute lil star patterns if you’re into that.

Designed for anyone who likes their accessories loud, direct and a little bit confrontational, it comes as a box set with blue light at the centre of attention. Keep it in your essentials rotation when ordinary pointers feel painfully beige.

• High-power blue laser pointer
• Blue light
• Box set

Small accessory, big attitude. The Fuck-Off Beam is for making a point—literally—without dressing it up in polite packaging.